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Miscellaneous miscellany and sundry other musings, meanderings, and general fuckery
astonishingx:

Westchester High by Tony Fleecs

Outstanding

astonishingx:

Westchester High by Tony Fleecs

Outstanding

  #tony fleecs    #rogue    #gambit  

docgold13:

cut-out of ‘Aja-style’ Hawkguy showing us how to say “bro” in sign language.

Fraction & Aja’s Hawkeye #19 (the ‘sign language issue’) scheduled to hit the racks today.  can’t wait! 

Jesus, Doc. How do you do this?

  #docgold13    #hawkguy    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #matt fraction    #David Aja    #cut-outs  

Don Dada vs. Morning Commute


Don Dada used Leave On Time
- Number of Drivers on the Road Increased by 45%

Morning Commute used Texting Driver
- Don Dada misses his light!

Don Dada used Lane Change
- It is blocked !

Morning Commute used VW Bus
- Don Dada is forced to drive below the speed limit!

Don Dada used Patience
- It’s not very effective!

Morning Commute used Bicycle Commuter
- Don Dada misses his light!

Don Dada used Respect for His Fellow Man
- It’s not very effective!

Morning Commute used Gardener Truck and School Bus
- Don Dada is frustrated!

Don Dada used Cut Through Residential Area
- It is blocked !

Morning Commute used Defiant, Ass-Dragging Teenager in Crosswalk
- It’s super effective!

Don Dada is defeated!!!!

  #uggh  

Props to the segment producer for NPR’s All Things Considered who decided to use Regulate as the transition out of a story about Warren G. Harding

  #Mount up    #NPR    #all things considered    #warren g  

folderolsoup:

The Wifey and I have been watching the Bachelor/ette for waayyy too long for me to comfortably admit (I’d love to blame it on her, but it was totally me). I’m completely fascinated by this show and at some point I’ll write up my grand (read: ridiculous and hastily formed)…

And/or added a blender and waffle iron to their Crate and Barrel registry

The Bachelorette and a Plea for Help

The Wifey and I have been watching the Bachelor/ette for waayyy too long for me to comfortably admit (I’d love to blame it on her, but it was totally me). I’m completely fascinated by this show and at some point I’ll write up my grand (read: ridiculous and hastily formed) theory about how it is the Stanford Prison Experiment of LOVE. But that’s all beside the point of this post.

Last night, one of the prospective fiancées let it be known that he and the Bachelorette got busy in the Fantasy Suite (spoiler: he wasn’t the one who was ultimately chosen - which then leads to my other theory that the only successful relationships that can come out of this show are ones in which the “winning” party can reconcile themselves with being cuckolded on national TV). But again, I’m getting away from my intended purpose and further exposing the embarrassing amount of thought I have put into this show (also, GOOD FOR HER!)

Ok, here’s the actual point of this post…

The prospective fiancee, Nick, tearfully described the acts performed in the Fantasy Suite as “Fiancée-type Stuff.”

I’m delighted/perplexed/troubled by this description and so I turn to the preeminent scholars in all thing “sex move” for a ruling (and hopefully a diagram)

mattfractionblog and zdarsky, can you please tell the people what it means to engage in “Fiancée-type Stuff”?

  #matt fraction    #chip zdarsky    #the bachelorette    #fiancee-type stuff  

yosilog:

Sex Criminals :)

  #yosilog    #sex criminals    #brimpers    #the quiet    #cumworld  
gingerhaze:

weeeee!

gingerhaze:

weeeee!

  #gingerhaze    #spider-man    #peter parker    #mary jane  

kristaferanka:

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Marjorie Liu writing, myself drawing.

Emma changes her outfits every scene

she takes a sabbatical from the x-men to redefine herself as a white queen to the world. she used to be feared and had stature as a member of the hellfire club, it’s time she gained that back. sort of a globe trotting book. see what good she can do in the world, making connections, gaining her own powerful empire just from her own deeds.

I’m buying that book

  #kris anka    #emma frost    #marjorie liu  

linnefaulk:

The Wicked + The Divine #2

Written by Kieron Gillen

Art by Jamie McKelvie

McKelvie and Gillen are the chocolate and peanut butter of the comics world. Both are individually great, but they are AMAZING when put together

  #the wicked + the divine    #Jamie Mckelvie    #kieron gillen  

My wife accidentally launched twitter two seconds before starting the Bachelorette finale and spoiled everything with the first post. I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen her so sad. I could tell her that I was leaving her to join the circus and she would be less affected.

zdarsky:

So, yeah, HOLY SHIT, we won BEST NEW SERIES at the Eisner Awards Friday night. The Eisner committee had to engrave the words “SEX CRIMINALS” on two of their trophies. I have hidden it in my home for when they realize what they’ve done and come to take it away from me.

It was a fantastic, nerve-wracking night, and jeez louise ain’t Matt Fraction the best? If it weren’t for him and his brilliant brain I’d be doodling dicks on cocktail napkins for spare change. I love that guy and can’t stress enough how great it’s been to work on this with him. He’s a great collaborator and a great friend and NO, YOU have something in your eye.

Oh, and issue seven is at the printers, printing away. No ads, all story and giant letters column. COMICS WOOOO

Love,
Chip

I doesn’t get any more well deserved than this. Brimp on, fellas. Brimp the fuck on

  #chip zdarsky    #matt fraction    #sex criminals  
imagecomics:

Orc Dave!

imagecomics:

Orc Dave!

  #orc dave    #rat queens    #cosplay  
theshinyboogie:

Eye, September 1954

Just how I remember it

theshinyboogie:

Eye, September 1954

Just how I remember it

  #i miss san francisco  

themarvelwayoflife:

Starriors #1-4 (1984) by Bill Sienkiewicz.

I was very much into these toys for about a month or so when i was a kid for some reason. These covers were the best thing about both the books and the toys these books were supposed to support

  #awful toys from my youth    #wasted allowence    #starriors    #bill sienkiewicz