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All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This… is my boomstick!
It’s a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.
That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger.
That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart.